Pooron

Something a broke person calls people on discord in reality they're actually the broke one. They often flex their paypal money with inspect elemented images thinking people care.

Retard on discord: stfu pooron I have over 70k in my paypal cope harder
James: no one cares

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2023

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

The Pyrocynical Effect

The act of making a word, person, object or action even worse than it already is.
This term is derived from the infamous youtuber Pyrocynical, whose cancerous content is rapidly spreading across youtube.

Friend: Hey look I can do a dab while spinning my fidget spinners
Me: And that my friend is The Pyrocynical Effect

by SenseoSensei May 23, 2018

walmart pyrocynical

a bad version of pyrocynical

that is pretty much walmart pyrocynical

by im never gonna use this July 30, 2021

Porostosky

The name of the straw used in shrimping.

I can't find my Porostoky, I think I lost it up your ass.

by J.P. January 20, 2003

porous

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

Pyro Elf

A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.

Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.

by Fergus June 19, 2004