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playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.
He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children
by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007
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Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018
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Pretard

Someone who is so dumb that they are in high school, yet still in pre-algebra
Brah, he is still in pre algebra. What a pretard!
by Trebly12 February 11, 2013
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pretend boss

someone who thinks they run stuff but they really don't run anything . they like to act like they rule but they don't. they're usually smart but not in the good way .
That man chris is always being a pretend boss , when he doesn't run anything
by tammy eggert March 6, 2017
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Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything
What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard
by .,.,? April 10, 2019
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pareto-

Roughly but not exactly.

Like, when you say pareto-80 you don't exactly mean 80 percent, you really mean, roughly four out of five. Pareto-20 means one out of five, and saying that a scheme will likely fail at pareto-5 means it'll go okay so long as we don't roll a natural 1.
So, like, 20 percent of respondents say that—

That's bullshit, you pulled that number out of your ass.

Pareto-20, man. You're right, it's... (checks notes) closer to 18 percent, but that's not much of a difference, is it?
by tariqk July 13, 2022
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Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
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