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Meta-macro problem

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.
Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.
by metawave September 15, 2019
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User Interface Problem

A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.
"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".
by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009
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Filthy Rich Problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...
by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019
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first world problem

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
by damaca September 23, 2011
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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.
John is trying to solve the three body problem.
by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010
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Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
by bumchutney September 21, 2014
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classic bracket problem

Phrase used by Mr.Schlabra during the 2003 class of Computer Science.

Referred to the java programming when an error came up during debug.
*Computer blows up*

Mr.Schlabra: Classic bracket problem!
by larstait October 27, 2003
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