precisely

A spice used in place of parsley and cinnamon.

"I think I will add some precisely to my soup"

by CarleyM October 1, 2008

brown precipitate

(see markovnikov's law)
Shit, more specifically, a skid mark.

*somebody lets rip*
"Sounds like you just left a brown precipitate!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

Precious

A straight guy who acts in a rather camp way so he makes people think he's gay.

*guy drinking from a wine glass with a floating little finger, talking to his girlfriend*
girlfriend: "...oh Jamie your so...precious!"

by Luna Maria October 8, 2005

precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Precious

A child with attention deficit disorder.

A spoiled child who needs a lot of attention.

My Precious is very special.

by R.e.p April 29, 2009

prebituary

A prebituary is a statement that addresses the impending death or failure of a person or campaign.

With all the squabbling among supporters of the Romney presidential election staff, it is safe to say that such discord represents the prebituary of the Romney campaign, which will most certainly result in a rout and a mandate for President Obama's reelection and progressive principles.

by BantheGOP September 21, 2012