kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.

1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.

I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Pocket Pool

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.

Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!

by amadeus April 8, 2005

Butt Pool

A butt pool is any swimming pool or body of water adequate to submerge one's posterior. Conspicuous examples abound from the Hilton time-share complex in Las Vegas to the geothermal Blue Lagoon in Iceland. A butt pool worthy of the name will be temperate, and ensure a seamless water-butt interface. Sulfur geysers in Yellowstone or glacial runoff, for instance, would not meet these criteria being too hot and cold, respectively, to comfortably drag one's derriere about in their midst.

Think I'll relax by the butt pool for the rest of the day.

I heard Tuscany has a fine selection of butt pools for the discerning traveler.

by RexfromBimini August 16, 2017

Pasture pool

Another for golfing.

Let's go play pasture pool (golf).

by Cbm4562 February 27, 2018

pool ornaments

Once a pool is constructed and filled with water, the only thing left to do is surround it with fine young females, aka pool ornaments, to complete the ambiance.

Damn Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had pool ornaments too!

by venusvegasvada August 14, 2011