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Pooping

having phone sex with josh
Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes
by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
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Pooping over

1 When you keel over while being pooped on.

2 When you die in a comical fashion.

3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.

4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.
And as the ball landed hardly on her face and the next she knew, she was pooping over, and she died quietly. The referees said that she had died from a devastating loss.
by CT-7567 May 1, 2021
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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pooking

Did you see Sarah in that white shirt? Totally pooking today.
by jawz101 August 12, 2021
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Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.
I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.
by anonymous August 21, 2021
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Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
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pooping without consent

you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022
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