Pork poker

An erect penis

Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.

by Ray Giorgione April 7, 2019

Jef-Poke

When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.

Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke

by Scarabytes July 4, 2021

Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

by Pussycat😋 November 29, 2019

Who's that pokemon?

1. IT'S PIKACHU

(It's clefairy!)

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

2. The question everyone is asked in the middle of a pokemon episode

1. "Hey Joseph, do you remember the 'who's that pokemon' vine?"

2. "When I was watching pokemon and 'who's that pokemon?' started, I thought it was Bulbasaur, but it was Ghastly."

by I_have_no_life_so_here_we_are December 26, 2019

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

sorry dude, im not into pokemon

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.

Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011

Pokemon Profile Pic December

The month in which everybody who's cool changes their profile picture on social networking sites to pictures of pokemon.

Person 1:Hey, why is everybody's profile pic on facebook a pokemon now?
Person 2:Haven't you heard? It's pokemon profile pic december!

by verrrrrr December 27, 2009