pistol

are revolvers

pistols are revolvers dumbass

by Gorosei May 4, 2020

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

rob da pistol

When your partner wants you to cum inside of her. She feels she fulfilled and it is her duty getting you to unload every bit of cum into her and loves the feeling of it splashing inside.

Yeah she robs da pistol every time.

She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.

by DIRTNAPP February 28, 2023

Glock pistol

Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47

I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Disco Pistol

A way to refer to penis photographs (dick pics for you uncouth individuals) while in polite company.

"Put your phone away, no one wants to see your disco pistols man!"

by delta1094 March 6, 2019

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

Bitch pistol

Law enforcement taser.

Put that bitch pistol away and come at me like a man, Bro.

by A-dub87 September 27, 2023