pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating

1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol

by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013

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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

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rob da pistol

When your partner wants you to cum inside of her. She feels she fulfilled and it is her duty getting you to unload every bit of cum into her and loves the feeling of it splashing inside.

Yeah she robs da pistol every time.

She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.

by DIRTNAPP February 28, 2023

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pistol

a secret name for a vaporiser/vape

give me a bit of your pistol
do you have a pistol?

by anonymous March 21, 2023

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Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

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