period head

When a female gives oral sex when shes on her period

I was on my period so danny had to settle for period head instead of fucking me.

by julierox October 2, 2007

stellar performance

1. (n) description of a drunken person's actions from the night before. To qualify, the actions must be embarrasing and unremembered by the drunk.

1. Wow, Jeremy, that was a stellar performance last night.
2. -Guys what did I do last night?! -Dude, you had a stellar performance.

by Jeremy Jenkins October 15, 2004

period

Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.

Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ
DJ: whut
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww

by adghsrgjsjgfg April 4, 2009

Period Pocket

The pocket in a girls bag that a males should never enter; containing tampons, sanitary towels, condoms etc

"my boyfriend was looking for my phone in my bag and went into my period pocket,he nearly had a heart attack"

by itjgejg March 28, 2009

period

put simply, what you saw in 28 days later applied to women, they enter a state of perpetual intense rage and begin spewing blood while attempting to rip shreds out of the uninfected (the men). luckily it does not contaminate on contact.

period infection stage -
man: you know <woman>.. its such a nice night..
woman: $!&~%!!!!
man: holy-
"ahhhhhgtklhky!!!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle*
.....*angry breathing*...

by euanftw January 16, 2008

period

The menstruation cycle happens once a month every 27-30 days. Tiny cells that get fertilized when you are pregnant, come out of your body in a blood like form because when they enter your uterus they collect a lot of blood and then leave the body. This occurs because the body produces eggs so you can get pregnant, but when they are not being used they leave the body, therefore you get your period once a month. Some girls can get their period from age 9-18. Side-effects include; bloating, cramps, fatigue, vomitting, and others.

I got my period this morning, and my stomache kills like fuck.

by Melissa Ann x3 October 1, 2005

period

Mandatory hell. Cause of penis envy.

if you dont like it, men, go fuck yourselves.

by Erin February 19, 2005