desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

peeter

A dick (see penis)

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"

by Mr. Peezee January 5, 2004

cody peet

cody peet is a boy with stinky feet and he sits around all day and likes to beat his meat......he likes to make out with fat chicks and finds out they got big dicks....then he runs away and passes out and waits for his penis to become nice and stout hahahah lil chodey peet

hahaha cody peet is the anal king

by cricket April 2, 2005

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009

pretzelvania

where all the amish live.

by etchasketch October 22, 2003

the kyle peet

yo this kid is a straight up faggot, he thinks hes cool caquse hes got a girl thats like 4 years younger then him hes bassically a pedafile

kyle goes out with megan it must be him pullin "the kyle peet"

by Nick Basle March 14, 2005