pro patrol

he has very big penis and likes to sexxx with everyone (yes even boys)and is very pro in that

hey look he is having sex like a pro patrol

by i am noob August 28, 2021

dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021

Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

transition patrol

beutifull pruffencial bike

The transition patrol is so noice

by I like Turtlesssss November 16, 2022

Slave Patrol

Patrollers who monitor and enforce discipline against slaves in the U.S. Southern States.

The Civil War, which lasted four years, directly threatened the very existence of slavery and, in turn, slave patrols.

by Myuxieum January 15, 2023

The slay patrol

a group of organised teenagers dedicated to slayin' the pussy.

"Awww bo, have you heard of the Marist Slay Patrol i heard there the best aye"

"bo i thought the marist slay patrol was a legend"

"nah bo i saw them slay a pack of pussy's last weekend-slay patrol"

"man there cool aye, especially Slappas and tossbot leadres of the slay patrol"

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"Man the Marist Slay Patrol completely Slay the pussy"

by Slappa's August 24, 2008

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013