Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.

The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.

by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003

Dirty Patel

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.

First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.

by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

Petreli

A universal insult originated from the Greek singer Thanos Petrelis mean an amount of things including fugly, stupid, overweight etc.
Can be used in any context.

1. You have a Petreli head
2. I've got to go to the toilet, I have a Petreli in the oven
3. That guy has a massive Petreli!

by Shant Tokatlian April 2, 2008

Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.

Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.

by crybabycry May 14, 2011