Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.

Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"

by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013

parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

giulio parente

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

by turner March 11, 2005

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Abortion: Talk someone into it.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

parental grid

Living within your means. Getting off the Parental Grid: when you are responsible for paying 99% of your bills and expenses. Mom and Dad aren't funding you or your lifestyle any more.

Graduate from college, get your own place, pay all your own bills and get off the parental grid.

by Aunt N January 12, 2011

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

loving parents

Something you would find only in a dictionary.

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...

by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021