pande

A word created by Kenneth John Padilla

Kenny said Pande when he saw Sina.

by Rodrigo Barraza October 21, 2003

Pandemic Pussy

When you've been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!?!

by icyricegang April 17, 2020

Stat padder

Virat kohli is called stat padder.. because he accumulates runs by playing slowly even in t20s

Don't stat padder rey

by Cunning mabbu November 5, 2020

Pandareus

Outside of the no-good, thieving character from greek mythology, Pandareus has become an intellectuals way to define someone as a "panda wuss" without using such lowbrow words. Pandareus is a soft, weak and morally objectional creature with no redeeming values. While calling someone a "panda wuss" is more common, the term Pandareus is used as a way to insult someone while in mixed company. A subtle jab that will often go unnoticed except by those who are in on the joke. Using the highbrow terminology for "panda wuss" is also an effective way of establishing intellectual superiority over those around you.

"I can't believe he backed down like that. That is a man of major Pandareus qualities. If you know what I mean...."

"He hasn't done an honest day's work in his life, he's a Pandereus of the worst kind."

by Skinker September 9, 2008

Pandeling

When your friend is a fucking dumbass and doesn't know what is going on.
They are very highly intelligent and send very unfunny memes.

Pandelings also have a huge hentai addiction
Don't do a pandeling

"You're a fucking pandeling "
"Can you stop pandeling?"

by Pandeliisadumbass April 27, 2020

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020