ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

Wacky Packages

Series of trading cards produced by Topps Parodying consumer products

Wacky Packages is the best

by SPrice1980 April 11, 2022

Grip Package

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.

Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!

by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011