like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke

All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment

by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018

Paper Ts

A cool way to say “paper towels.”

I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!

by Schloofy June 14, 2018

Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Paper Crown

Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.

Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.

John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.

The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.

by HiHelloIsTaken March 23, 2021