Panera Vote Builder

When you’re out-of-touch and cold call people from inside fancy restaurants. Often seen in flower dresses bitching out local candidates and making patty points.
Jocelyn was upset that Charlie Sheen Jr. wasn’t making enough patty points on his Panera Vote Builder.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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Dancing Trucker

When two truck drivers get caught docking and quickly start dancing to pretend nothing gay was going down. Just dancing for smiles.
John and Danny pulled a Dancing Trucker behind the gas station the other night. Mr. Pitman caught them mid-moon walk.
by LibertarianBrosPAC May 02, 2019
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Butler County THOT

When you live in the suburbs but pretend you’re a country cum dumpster. Found around abandoned paper mill factories and often found dancing and screaming patty points on street corners.
Corey can’t make it to class on time thanks to the Butler County THOTs blocking traffic.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.
Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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