Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.
Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.
Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.
"Oh, you are porking off", said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.
I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.
I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.
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