Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010

Hipsta Please

it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".

Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.

Me: Hipsta Please!

by Purple Little Star 0386 June 29, 2012

cracka please

this is what you say when you want a cracker

kid: cracka please
lady: here you go *gives him a cracker*
kid: thank you

by sanghyun March 22, 2008

Pledge Exchange

Special gathering, kickback, or party between pledge sisters/brothers of different fraternities or sororities.

Girl: "LTD's and CHI's had a crackin' ass Halloween Pledge Exchange!!..."

Guy: "Man, i wish I went to UCI or UCLA.."

by LTDyouknow April 25, 2011

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Plez

Lazy way of saying Please

Kaylee: Will you plez pass me the beans mom?
Mom: What did you just say?!

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009