petboard

A diving board specifically designed for the use of pets.

My pet ferret just performed a triple somersault double-whammy
butterfly backward spiral leg-split off his little petboard.

by tim and toby May 20, 2008

Petamenamena

State of extreme frustration, expression of anger and disbelief.

!!! Petamenamena, who droped the milk?!!!!!

by babybe November 20, 2009

Petaface

Basically a typical creepy child rapist face.

Dude your neighboor has a total petaface i would watch my ass if i were u.

by MariioKorutesu April 28, 2011

PETAflop

New meaning for PETAflop: The act of a PETA member denouncing PETA

I had to do a PETAflop when I tasted bacon!

by SV_Curmudgeon December 15, 2014

petarse

The pet name given to the fabulously attractive actor Evan Peter's peachy arse. As seen in tv series american horror story

Oh my god! Did you the amount of petarse in that last episode of AHS ?? Its so goddamn peachy

by hemsicorn June 30, 2014

petass

When your pet comes and sits next to you and you realize that they smell like ass.

Bruh, WTF is that smell ?!?
Dude, it's yo pet Snoopy !!!
Eww, my dog has petass... how gross !!!

by Martinezzzzz May 31, 2015

PetaCateta

--A PetaCateta is what every the Fuck you want it to be; cause you want to blurt some random shit out but you dont want to think too hard cause you are stoned, pissed, sad, glad, rad etc.. Just let it flow!!

--"Hey babe Ive asked you 3 times, what you want for dinner, butthole!?"
-"PetaCatetas"

--"What the Hell is that?"

-" Everything" "Just make some damn Bacon and Whiskey!"

Butch: "Damn PetaCatetas stole my damn lawn mower last night!"

Shantobreeyon: "Wow! Yea they dont give a fuck! Prolly beat your ass if the caught you catching them"

Butch: "True!...True!"

by IanShatss November 24, 2016