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pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.
Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

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I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.
by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009
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Pencil Gip

When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.
Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"

Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."

Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010
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Pencil Scan

A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?

Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.

*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010
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pencilcunt

A loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. Usually a member of the upper class she will more likely resemble the Equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as 'horsey.' She will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch... more so, a pencilcunt.
Roly: 'How is the sale of your apartment to that fat pencil skirt bitch going'

Hannah: 'You mean Pencilcunt? Well pencilcunt has decided to pull out with no explination or communication leaving me totally dans la merde'

Roly: 'What a pencilcunt!'
by Roly C November 15, 2012
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Pencil Drawn Line

An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.
How are things going with your girlfriend?

Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!
by Wagglejavelin November 16, 2012
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pencil party

when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day
Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party
by Miss belle November 30, 2016
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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