Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 09, 2019

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

bitch-paws

Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.

After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.

by Sith Rabbit December 04, 2020

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy December 01, 2020

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

Sticky-paws

When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.

Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"

Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"

by mathraptor July 23, 2009

Kitten paw

When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.

My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever

by The taco daddy April 03, 2021