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They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog.
She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog.
She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
Neither of them lasted for more than two minutes before they experienced nearly simultaneous orgasm. They lay in each other's arms, wishing the moment would never end...
Panties
Panties
by Thargus October 6, 2010
Get the Panties mug.-To hit that (guy and girl term only).
-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.
-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.
Example 1 for "get in her panties"
Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.
Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!
Guy 2: Dude, HER?
Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?
Guy 2: She has herpes.
Guy 1: Oh f**k
Example 2
Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!
Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?
Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.
Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!
Guy 2: Dude, HER?
Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?
Guy 2: She has herpes.
Guy 1: Oh f**k
Example 2
Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!
Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?
Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the get in her panties mug.A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.
by Jennifer "Super Yooper" April 5, 2005
Get the pasties mug.After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.
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