Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head
Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted
by steven owns you February 29, 2008
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painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public
You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 13, 2017
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle March 30, 2018
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Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.
Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 12, 2010
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey March 01, 2019
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Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
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Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.
by Redant9000 September 24, 2019
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