In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.
NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...
A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!
MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P
A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!
MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P
by NeoMario February 11, 2005
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In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its
In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its
1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!
2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!
2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.
by Amanda April 12, 2005
Get the Get your own box mug.a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
Get the i reject your reality and substitute it with my own mug.A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....
Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!
That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!
Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!
Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010
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Get the Go make your own goddamn sandwich mug.pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.
Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.
by panadaman March 18, 2010
Get the sucking dick like they own the place mug.A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
by A. Creed May 8, 2010
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