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Obsessive Muse Fan

Anyone who has heard of the song con-science. This also applies to the cave remix.
'What are you listening to?'
'Con-science.'
'Who's it by?'
'Muse.'
'I have all their albums, and I've never heard it. Seriously, you are an obsessive Muse fan.'
by That Obsessive Muse Fan September 3, 2008
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Obsession

when some one starts staking someone thinking they are in love then ends up hurt that person
That Bitch knows where I live. She can get in to my house. She says she is in love. but she is out to kill me.
by ninja_spy November 24, 2003
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observate

to observe a person place or thing.
can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.
by jonathan owens December 6, 2007
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Freak Obscene

Aww, that's cute. Congradulations, you can make up little half-assed definitions about somebody who makes definitions on a website.

Oh, and I'm honored that I'm #11 on the list of the worst things you could call someone. Actually, Freak Obscene would make absolutely no sence to call somebody. Freak would, and obscene would MAYBE, but put the two together, and really, you have nothing.

And, I'm even more honored to be made into a definition. Now isn't that special. Now, could you tell me, is Freak Obscene a noun, verb, adjective? Hmm? Or all three? I would certainly be happy if an ACTUAL DEFINITION of my pseudonym to be posted, instead of a bunch of blabbering made by two people who obviously have nothing better to do with their lives than attempt to insult a person who could, at any time, just start using a different pseudonym. Actually, it would be quite okay for me to do that, considering that I have very few definitions under this name.

Furthermore, I haven't ever seen nor talked to Psyco Bitch or whatever his/her name is. Sure, I have heard of them, and from what I've seen, I'm almost positive that I wouldn't team up with her.
In a summary: Know what the fuck you're talking about before you run your mouth about shit, mmkay?
by Freak Obscene June 24, 2004
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Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.
by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011
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Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking
"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."
by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010
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Obsessedformation

When someone blogs or gives out information on celebrities whereabouts, love lives, likes and dislikes most of the time wording it as if they knew them. Some of them are harmless and maybe even met said celebrity once or twice. But some are stalkers posing as fans. Really crazy people with obsessedformationitis; they can't stop finding out info on the celebrity or celebrities to dish out, as if they live vicariously through it. They even go after the so called stalker fans because of their interest in said celebrities. As if they are any different from said stalker.

They blog or write as if they have fact, but in all reality they piece a puzzle for the most part together from instant notifications and newsclips they've gotten from the internet, or maybe if they are lucky from someone close to said celebrity. Then they go ahead and fill in the blanks.

Obessesedformation, is replacing information in today's world and that my friends should be called out. What happened to reality and facts? Oh yeah!! Obsessedformation!!
Zena's got obsessedformationis and is giving out obsessedformation on tumblr and wordpress. Its scary.
by Zbarbie December 12, 2012
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