Obsession

It isn't a fucking obsession.

Hym "You are demonizing one and fucking disproportionately the other. And when I point that out... You gaslight me by obfuscating what constitutes a relationship. That isn't obsession. That's you being a piece of shit. And you doing that is why just murder the kids and kill yourself. You can't be reasoned with. You don't care about what is true or not. Which is why I am a staunch advocate for both school shootings and global genocide. We just need to hit the cosmic reset button."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

I’m obsessed with tvd

Go get therapy now cause I’m obsessed too

Girl 1: I’m obsessed with tvd.

Girl 2: what’s tvd?

Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.

Girl 2: go get therapy.

by vcidsprkr November 27, 2020

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024

Obsessed

A term that many people now use when to describe their emotions when they really like a particular product and find themselves thinking about it and enjoying using it.

"I'm obsessed with the new Japanese restaurant downtown and ate there twice this week."

"I'm obsessed with how my lips look with this new lip gloss on them."

"I'm obsessed with the Birkenstocks that we saw yesterday and am going to go buy a pair."

by slayadragon May 9, 2022

Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.

I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."

by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010

obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.

A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.

by B Zangaro January 31, 2023

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018