Number two

Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.

by Jazpur September 10, 2011

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numb nut

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.

1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.

by Pete October 12, 2003

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Numa

she is perfect she makes your day she is totally a hufflepuff she loves and cares about everyone but if you hurt her or someone she cares about she will be the most passive agressive person you will ever meet.

did you meet her she is totally a numa.

by tewavtateatewvaetvaevtewvqtv February 20, 2017

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Number Station

Stations left over from the cold war that broadcast numbers. To transelate these numbers, you would need a one-time translator issued by the station's goverment directly to their agents. After being used once the code for the station is changed, -as suggested by the name-, and they are burned. Number stations are not avaible to the public, but everyone somehow manages to record it and upload it to youtube or something.

So, am I the only one who thinks Mason listened to a LITTLE too many number stations? Just maybe, a LITTLE?

by TheDailyFail December 29, 2010

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