nester

(verb) when a male urinates in two or more strands

Dude, I just nestered all over the toilet seat, and now I have to wipe it off.

by Banalbany February 4, 2010

nostricles

Noun. You place your testicles over someone's nostrils - giving them nostricles.

While JR was asleep, Schwen gave him a teabag, followed by Arabian goggles, and finished with his signature move - nostricles.

by Perv December 12, 2008

A Noser

When tit fucking a bitch and you're about to blow you're load, stick you're tip up her nose. If you blow a good one, it should come blasting! out of the other nostril!!!

by Jeff Moskalyk August 20, 2003

nasterd

Nasterd:a nasty bastard

Corbin is a nasterd

by cubs8663 December 20, 2008

nostrilomitted

The past tense of nostrilomit which is the act of recycling your beverage out your nose. Usually occurs when drinking you're favorite beverage and your interrupted by sudden laughter caused by an unexpected joke or humorous act.

Right when I started drinking Ricky told a joke and I nostrilomitted Sierra Nevada all over the bar.

by Patty Mayonase August 2, 2011

Nostragasmus

The act of foreseeing oneself making a woman orgasm using only the tip of one's nose, and then making it happen in reality, much like the predictions of a prophet.

Dude 1: How did your date with Sally go?
Dude 2: That was a total Nostragasmus night! I totally got her off with only my nose. Just like I said would happen.
Dude 1: That's some prophetic, biblical shit.
Dude 2: And then my staff parted her seas.

by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

Nostrilphilic

A person who finds nostrils to be the most sexually appealing feature. See also Nostrilphilia

Looking at flaring nostril sexually arouses a nostrilphilic

by Strancap September 17, 2015