Nostragasmus 

The act of foreseeing oneself making a woman orgasm using only the tip of one's nose, and then making it happen in reality, much like the predictions of a prophet.

Dude 1: How did your date with Sally go?
Dude 2: That was a total Nostragasmus night! I totally got her off with only my nose. Just like I said would happen.
Dude 1: That's some prophetic, biblical shit.
Dude 2: And then my staff parted her seas.

Nostragasmus by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

Nostradamus 

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet

The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?

Nostradamus by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

Nostradamus 

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

Nostradamus by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Nostradamus 

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

Nostradamus by Anonymous July 16, 2003

nostradamus 

A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.

Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!

Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off

Ben- o yeah that's one :(

nostradamus by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010

nostradamus 

When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose.

I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned.

nostradamus by Netman January 17, 2006

Nostradamus 

Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.

Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.

Nostradamus by artemisathena October 13, 2006