Obi-wan's definitions

Nostragasmus

The act of foreseeing oneself making a woman orgasm using only the tip of one's nose, and then making it happen in reality, much like the predictions of a prophet.

Dude 1: How did your date with Sally go?
Dude 2: That was a total Nostragasmus night! I totally got her off with only my nose. Just like I said would happen.
Dude 1: That's some prophetic, biblical shit.
Dude 2: And then my staff parted her seas.

by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

Ack

In the TCP protocol, the receiving computer sends an ACK (acknowledgment) to the sending computer. This is basically how a coonection is established.

Sender sends 3 packets, Receiver receives 3 packets and sends "ACK 4" (meaning it received what was sent, and it's ok to send the next number or packet)

by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003

Force Rub

When a Jedi gets his girl off using only the Force. Not a Force power used by the Sith.

Luke: Remember that time on Hoth when I got Leia off?

Han: Dude, she's your sister!!
Luke: It's okay, I never touched her! I used the Force Rub.

by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

B.O.B

stands for battery operated boyfriend, a dildo

Cindy got stood up for her date, so she whipped out her B.O.B

by Obi-Wan December 15, 2003

Big Slick

In Texas Hold 'Em, having Ace-King as your hole cards.

I had Big Slick, so I raised.

by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003

the force

The force is an energy field that binds all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it gives a jedi his powers

Use the force, Luke.

by Obi-Wan June 16, 2003

Family Man

1.Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

2.Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)

1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)

by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003