noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Noodle Folk

Someone who cooks and prepares noodles.

"Po, we are noodle folk."

-Kung Fu Panda

by rollercoasterkid April 9, 2010

Quang Noodle

1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.

2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.

NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.

by Monnon September 25, 2009

moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009

noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".

(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006

Shiznit-Noodle

Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.

Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"

Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"

Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."

Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"

by ScribblePidge January 23, 2021

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018