cunt puppy

1. a person engaged in chatting up, having sex with and then cruelly disposing of a woman.
2. noun - the person who is on the hunt for women to be a cunt puppy to.
3. coll. - a very nasty man who treats women badly.

Dude, James is a real cunt puppy - he's always on the sniff..

Oh man, I can't believe you got anal and a blow job straight after, you are so the Cunt Puppy!!

by Fanda Prdeli February 27, 2008

Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.

Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!

by sweatygooch August 3, 2010

skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Puppy dogging

The act of putting your penis in someone's back pocket and letting them walk you around.

When my girl and I are alone at home I get naked and we start puppy dogging around the house while she cleans.

by EvilDrSuess October 9, 2018

Puppy

1.A stupid or ignorant person.
2.A person who whines constantly

1.Man, you are such a puppy!
2.Shut the fuck up you stupid puppy, no one cares!

by Extinct Living July 5, 2005

porch puppy

A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010