shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

ness

A modifier for any persons name to indicate truness of self without placing oneself above or below any other individual...

Drewness, Jayness, Heatherness

by AndieLee July 2, 2011

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025

Ness

ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins

Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame

by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020