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Neil Cicierega

And then, Neil Cicierega created the first human
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Nevermore

Not ever again, not ever more, the name of the Raven in Edgar Allen Poe's famous poem.
When I asked his Lordly name, the Raven said Nevermore!
by Starchylde June 14, 2016
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Neology

It is a noun with at last four meanings:
1 The study or art of creating new words.
2 The act of introducing a new word into a language.
3 The use of an existing word in a new way.
4 The holding of novel or rational religious views. (Although this definition is now largely obsolete.)
1 Neology is a hobby of mine.
2 I’ve just had a new word accepted by the Oxford English Dictionary. Neology!
3 Urban Dictionary is a catalyst for neology
4 Believing that we are all just the dream of a sleeping cat is not necessarily a neology.
by AKACroatalin April 20, 2015
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Make your next move your best move

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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anime in a needle

anime in a needle — a name for fentanyl. A single drop of that shite makes you and the world seem like a Japanese anime complete with tentacle sex; school girls who turn into salacious sex monsters; and, inter dimensional ninjas with unparalleled skills.

Or, it just kills you.

The promise of an outrageous high makes people ready to risk it all to be “in the cartoon”.

In some regions, survivors of fentanyl overdose are called “cartoon characters” — as a call back to Wylie Coyote who always survives the mayhem visited upon him by Road Runner.

Fentanyl is also called “Road Runner”. Because it is highly addictive, people will “work hard” to feed their habit. Predictably, those addicted to fentanyl are called “Road Runners” or “Runners”.

The incentive to sell fentanyl is high because its kilo to cut profit is high.

The names associated with this drug tells you a lot about the people addicted to it; because speaking generally, neither Black nor Brown people read Japanese Anime.

The deadliness of fentanyl is feared among veteran drug uses. They actually tell new drug users to use Crack Cocaine as an alternative to ANY injected substance fearing that the potency of heroin is being “unscientifically” boosted with fentanyl.

When asked if the Crack could also possibly be laced with fentanyl the veterans say:

“Well, if it kills you on your first hit of the pipe; then, there was fentanyl in the crack. You might want to watch a round and let somebody else go first.”

Just sayin’.
The use a lot of that anime in a needle in Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire. LIVE FREE AND DIE!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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Frying Nemo

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
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