naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

Naked Jenni

Mixed drink consisting of Mountain Dew and Tequila, minus the Mountain Dew once drunk.

I got so tanked last night at Brick. I had, like, 5 Naked Jennis.

by djdavidjay April 14, 2011

Naked Ladies

It's a name used for a group of flowers (Mainly bulbs) that have "naked" stems with flowers on it and has no foliage in sight. Naked ladies mainly grow in the winter time throughout late spring and goes dormant in summer. The flowers of the plants start to come up in late summer or early fall.

Lycoris squamigera, amaryllis belladonna, and the autumn crocuses are examples of naked ladies.

by The truth hurts doesn't it 117 April 8, 2022

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

vaccuum naked

A method by which a young woman learns how to become more comfortable being naked & getting touched.

Kori followed Hillary's advice & decided to vaccuum naked.

by Chiquataqueen May 1, 2015

naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019