NASCAR shirt

A shirt that’s supposed to be worn by true nascar fans but gen z have ruined it using it as a poser shirt like bass pro shops hats, band shirts, etc

Me: nice nascar shirt. Other person: thanks Me: how many wins does dale jr have? Other person: who is this dale jr person you’re talking about my name is lil Budweiser and I have a album called gass pro shops with a hit single called John Morris

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

nascar loop

When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop

“I like ya cut G”

“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”

by Travok steel balls April 1, 2023

NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.

Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"

by yelover911 July 27, 2023

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024

nasary

a very short person & loves every single moment she has with her friends & family

nasary loves to be with her family & friends because they mean a lot to her

by UwU1 November 21, 2023

NASCAR Democrat

A NASCAR Democratic, also known as a White Trash Democrat, is a White person who has conservative values and preferences, but vocally criticizes Republicans because of their low socioeconomic status.

I keep seeing NASCAR Democrats posting Facebook stories at Walmart about how Trump is raising the price of eggs.

by Definitionally February 12, 2025