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MooMoo

A cow. He was born in the early 1900s or late 1800s and is, as of 2024, in her growing phase. She has ten phases: birth, normal, power, eating, growth, swelling, shrinking, feeding, powerless, and death. MooMoo's feeding phase, which will happen around 2500, will be the end of humanity as we know it as they will all be eaten (luckily we won't be alive). MooMoo is known for her infamous Acts of 1937, where she became famous for her poisoned milk and other atrocious acts.
MooMoo is the best cow.
by moomooisthebestcow March 16, 2024
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Moonnoodle

Nut in a person's butt
Push that moonnoodle our
by TimboT 23 April 14, 2024
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Moongoon

Hey I was thinking about attempting a moongoon soon
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Moongoon

When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.
Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.

Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024
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Moomoo man

cowboy builder
a tradesperson, builder, plumber with no proper training or official qualifications who does work of a low standard
Moomoo man defrauded customers with shoddy work
by thatguydragos May 18, 2024
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Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.
Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh
by Synapseioises December 1, 2024
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MooMooMommy

A chubby, full figured, bbw with 1 or more kids, who wears nothing but overly baggy clothing, including WalMart MooMoo’s of sizes XL - XXXXL
Thank you for calling Keystone, this is MooMooMommy, how may I help you?
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