Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.
by MR_OOF July 5, 2010
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Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.
Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.
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Get the Molestic mug.The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
by hungry guy July 27, 2010
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