Monterey Park

This city is 110% asian. No one knows how to drive, specially on Garfield Ave. The snapchat filter for MPK should be two cars crashing into each other.

Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.

by lescara March 10, 2017

Montenegro

The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life

Serbia is a very beautiful country.

by Dragan April 25, 2003

monte carlo

1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.


2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.

A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

monterey park

City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.

Monterey park is the shit.

by Bob Lee June 21, 2006

Monteroing

When you're at the club and someone in a demon outfit is on a pole.

Wow! Did you see Heather last night? She really was out there Monteroing on the dance floor!

by Bookish21 October 21, 2021

3:10 to Montezuma

When you are super tired and really just want to sleep but instead you end up making out with the person you are snuggling with.

Damn Stacy is such a slut! When we where sleeping over at her place all she did later on in the night was make out with Finn.

Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her

by shackahighstreet September 5, 2012

Montee

Lips of an enormous size. Talk about the full montee.

I was making out with this guy but his lips were Montee-sized and it scared the crap out of me. Thought he would suck my head off.

by Butt Tuck August 23, 2006