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Montana

A large rural state that shares its name with Hannah Montana; the most worthless preppie pop culture star since the Olsen Twins, ironically it is noted as being exceptionally boring but is still more entertaining than Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.
by Styxhexenhammer December 29, 2009
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Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.
Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.
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Monsanto

A major agriculture and biotech firm, best known for developing transgenic crop seeds.

Monsanto is used as a catch-all villain in many natural heath/organic food/manarchist groups that is blamed for every evil thing ever done in the history of the world. This is due to a lack of good science education, and a lot of misinformation about GMO crops, Monsanto's business practices, and agribusiness in general.

Syngenta, Cargill, and Dow Chemical also develop GMO seed varieties, pesticides, and Dow Chemical manufactured napalm, but do not receive the same amount of mob ire as Monsanto.

Tl;dr Monsanto is a large corporation no better or worse than any other giant corporation, Whole Foods does unethical shit too, stop yelling and take a nap.
The Food Babe blamed Monsanto for making her sick. Turns out she didn't get a flu shot and got the flu.
by existentialtoasteroven November 30, 2015
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Montana Howdoyoudo

n. a form of greeting between two males in which one or both parties grab(s) the other's genitals. AKA Montana Handshake, or a Rocky Mountain Salute.
Joshua's face lit up when Chris greeted him with an unexpected but not unwelcome Montana Howdoyoudo.
by Dr. Lysandra September 21, 2011
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Montana Bedroom Slippers

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.
The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.
by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021
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MontanaBlack

A german Streamer with a gambling addiction an a very big penis.
"Have you seen a stream of MontanaBlack?"
"Yeah, he has a big dick, people also call him Monte and he drives a green lambo"
by BrezelTyp November 21, 2021
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Chupapi monanyo

Oi you fucking chupapi monanyo
by MrMe-Me May 16, 2021
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