Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Chint Mobile

A shit can with 5% tint that is always hot box. Often operated by a Chibbler, sometimes has a scent of strawberry little tree.

That kid is always driving that wrecked chint mobile.

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.

Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.

by but for June 11, 2018

gypsy mobil

A gypsy mobil is a fully working caravan (travellers vehicle) that runs on three wheels and 5 star equipment inside.

Oh wow mate, your gypsy mobil is in mint condition.

by Gyppotraveverywhere August 24, 2017

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.

Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.

by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021