mitten

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008

mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

mittensmock

a little person, rather it be in size or power-wise

Bill- I wanna take over the world.
Dave- But your just a little mittensmock!

by Lizzy J February 2, 2006

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

Mittenhead

people from Michigan. {the state shaped like a mitten}

Don't buy snowmobile parts from Mittenheads.

by iamsonic May 4, 2016

mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

Mixtered

When combining one kind of dab(marijuana) with another on a single dab tool to make one super dab.

I mixtered those two kinds of dabs together. Now I'm super stoned.

by WestalFunBags. May 21, 2019