salt mining

A male euphemism for scratching one's genitalia.

"Why is your hand in your pants?"

"Dude, I'm going salt mining."

by th3mb0n3s March 6, 2010

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Strip mining

The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.

Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.

by Stealth penguin April 11, 2011

Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Mctingles

When you eat Mcdonalds and your stomach feels terrible. Often this is because of the over indulgence of disgusting hamburgers and indestructible french fries.

Man I feel like shit from eating so much Mcdonalds, i've got the mctingles for real.

by kiwi4president February 27, 2011

mixing marbles

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".

You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.

by mixed_marble May 2, 2011

mining for gold

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

by Wonton2 January 7, 2013