CSI: Miami (Crime Scene Investigation: Miami) is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on September 23, 2002 on CBS. The series is a spin-off of the veteran series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
by MIKE DERE July 29, 2011
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A short-lived disease named after pop sensation Nicki Minaj. It begins when the patient hears one of her songs and dismisses it as not that good, only to have it on repeat inside their head nonstop for at least 24 hours. The next stage sees the patient have it on repeat on their iTunes nonstop for a further 24 hours. After this it tends to recede, leaving the patient not much worse off.
Doctor: "Why do you keep rapping in my waiting room?"
Patient: "I can't help it. I've been spitting bars since yesterday morning when I was exposed to a Nicki Minaj song on the radio."
Doctor: "It looks like a case of Minajitis. Nothing to worry about. It will go away by itself in the next couple of days."
Patient: "So when I'm in da hills I hang with Kristen Cavalleri. And when I'm in Miami I'm with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. And when I'm in the..."
Doctor: "Please shut up, you risk infecting the other patients. Minajitis is highly contagious, Your Grace."
Patient: "I can't help it. I've been spitting bars since yesterday morning when I was exposed to a Nicki Minaj song on the radio."
Doctor: "It looks like a case of Minajitis. Nothing to worry about. It will go away by itself in the next couple of days."
Patient: "So when I'm in da hills I hang with Kristen Cavalleri. And when I'm in Miami I'm with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. And when I'm in the..."
Doctor: "Please shut up, you risk infecting the other patients. Minajitis is highly contagious, Your Grace."
by royston_realtalk_rodney October 5, 2011
Get the Minajitis mug.1. City in Miami-Dade County, Florida.
2. Often used to describe both the city proper and it's surrounding metropolitan area within Miami-Dade County, although it's limits can vary from person to person (i.e. Someone from North Miami-Dade may not consider parts of South Miami-Dade's suburbs to be "Miami".) This is acceptable usage, since the city limits of Miami are small and its aggomeration of urbanized areas have long since spilled beyond it's original borders.
3. A place where people who live in Miami-Dade County, especially in it's suburban neighborhoods, invoke in order to make himself appear to be more "street-credible" than he actually is.
Note on #3: While North Miami-Dade tends to be rougher than South Miami-Dade in general(although there are some exceptions; e.g. Aventura, Miami Shores) people from the southern suburbs, especially adolescences tend to utilize the image projected by the grittier northern neighborhoods to project their own neighborhood as a rough and gritty place to live in, while in reality they live in a comfortable suburban enviroment.
2. Often used to describe both the city proper and it's surrounding metropolitan area within Miami-Dade County, although it's limits can vary from person to person (i.e. Someone from North Miami-Dade may not consider parts of South Miami-Dade's suburbs to be "Miami".) This is acceptable usage, since the city limits of Miami are small and its aggomeration of urbanized areas have long since spilled beyond it's original borders.
3. A place where people who live in Miami-Dade County, especially in it's suburban neighborhoods, invoke in order to make himself appear to be more "street-credible" than he actually is.
Note on #3: While North Miami-Dade tends to be rougher than South Miami-Dade in general(although there are some exceptions; e.g. Aventura, Miami Shores) people from the southern suburbs, especially adolescences tend to utilize the image projected by the grittier northern neighborhoods to project their own neighborhood as a rough and gritty place to live in, while in reality they live in a comfortable suburban enviroment.
1. I'm from Miami. (He actually does live in Miami)
2. I'm from Miami. (He actually lives in Kendall)
3. I'm from Miami! (He acutally lives in CocoPlum or Key Biscayne or some other place I've never been to)
2. I'm from Miami. (He actually lives in Kendall)
3. I'm from Miami! (He acutally lives in CocoPlum or Key Biscayne or some other place I've never been to)
by ypresoi August 4, 2007
Get the Miami mug.A school with mostly good people, but the rest are fake. The school is filled with magnet students, and non-magnet students be jealous. 🥰
The school is filled with some rat-people, but the world is also filled with rats, so no need to worry about people’s personalities.
The uniform sucks tho, so does the dress code.
The school is filled with some rat-people, but the world is also filled with rats, so no need to worry about people’s personalities.
The uniform sucks tho, so does the dress code.
by lol i hate her too February 21, 2019
Get the South Miami Middle School mug.(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.
by Anon April 21, 2005
Get the window minimization mug.A spin-off of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. CSI: Miami is one of the most unrealistic and poorly made crime dramas currently on television. David Caruso stars as Horatio Caine with absolutely no talent as an actor. Watching Caruso is like watching Dirty Harry play by the rules while taking Ritalin.
An excerpt of CSI: Miami:
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
by nsnarf June 20, 2008
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