subsidy milker

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

by stropmag October 3, 2006

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Frozen Mickey

Taking a crap into a condom, then freezing the condom + turd to use as a dildo later.

Staal couldn't wait for his frozen mickey to freeze over so he could pleasure himself.

by Ares12943 October 26, 2008

mickey

To make fun of or tease someone. British slang.

"Did you hear what she just said? She sure took the mickey out of him!"

by senna_trem July 15, 2008

Micked

Not being invited to any event in which the vast majority of your friends have been included.

Also known as a mickster or getting mick.

"I got micked at the ballgame last night-why do people feel I am a nerd".- Dan Ferry

Alternative definition:

"Only nerds get a mick"

by Frank Reilly December 11, 2003

Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009