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glazed meatloaf

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy
my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.
by officer rod farva September 27, 2004
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Meatleg

The uncomfortable situation in which two people sit next to each other side by side, and the meat of their legs rub together for extended periods of time. This is made worse when by hairy legs or car vibrations.
I fucking always get meatleg next to you jim, this was the worst roadtrip ever!
by Melfi January 2, 2017
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meaty whack

This is a sound effect for some things like a comic relief, or if it’s a sound that comes from having sex. Often a joke to make your friends chuckle till they have a asthma attack.
Example 1:

John: *makes a meaty whack on his thigh*
John and Steven: *both chuckle*

Example 2:

Bruce :I’m gonna roll in this locker room with my big dick! *sets his dick on a table to prove his dominance, henceforth causing a meaty whack*
by Mikeyisameme June 25, 2018
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neat meatlegs

a woman with thick chunky, bigass, fatass legs.
Maan she has thick neat meatlegs.
by ren walkero November 2, 2008
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MeatLocker

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex
Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker
by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009
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Meatloafed

To be unwittingly sent a link to Meatloaf's horrible commercial for the Go Phone. (Similar concept to being Rick Rolled)
This guy on the message board Meatloafed me and I still have that horrible commercial stuck in my head.
by Brian C Schwartz May 12, 2008
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Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009
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