Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.

Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!

by NocOps September 21, 2011

Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner

I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010

Honduran Meatball

When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.

guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy

by SneakyBadger August 11, 2010

Deep Fried Meatball

The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.

Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!

$80 for a deep fried meatball.

by Josh "nut-fitty" May 1, 2008

Raw Meatball Sandwich

Where a young lady is picked up in a nightclub whilst being slightly inebriated, by two young men of questionable character.

The young lady in question then enjoys a night of unprotected intercourse with both of the gentlemen at the same time.

No names are exchanged.

Oh my god i got so pissed last night i ended up haveing a raw meatball sandwich.

by Meatball Pete August 15, 2009

Steakhouse meatball sub

The undercover name for a type of espionage mission. It involves slipping into the oposition's forces while remaining unnoticed, double agent style. This name is due to how meatballs slipped into steakhouses, a place where they don't belong.

OK man, so we're gonna pull a steakhouse meatball sub next mafia game.

by OneTwoSeventeen May 10, 2019

chicago meatball sub

When a dude places his balls in a girls ass crack therefore making it a Chicago meatball sub

Jimmy made a Chicago meatball sub with my ass last night

by Horrible memes February 18, 2020