Max

He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis

I went to max house last night

by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019

Max

A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!

Max.

by Fhffhfhdowbweifbf April 9, 2019

Max

He’s kinda an asshole

“Hey that’s Max, he sucks”

by Kshdbfjf October 1, 2019

Max

Max is the latin word for tiny pp he is very small and unpubertized man he big gay

guy: omg who is that

guy 2: oh that’s tiny (max)

by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019

Max

Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.

Max was raping a girl.

by Shshhana October 25, 2017

Max

Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!

Girl: I fucked max!
Friend: omg! I heard he had a massive penis!

by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020

Max

Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.

Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”

by Max=knobster October 22, 2019