Machala

1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.

Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"

by Chumley the great August 29, 2007

ace match

In a "best-of" playoff format, two players compete head-to-head to win the majority of the games allotted to win a series. An ace match is when each player is one victory short of winning the series.

Each player has won two games in our best-of-five. Looks like we're heading for an ace match!

by 11ldalto May 28, 2010

match my fly

When someone is trying to be like you because you're so fly. They want to be like you in every way.

Man I gotta switch up my style all these ni**as are trynna match my fly.

by Swagonometery March 20, 2017

match

A device used to light cigarettes, candles, or other sorts of burnables. Generally made of paper or wood with a chemical tip. Matches are struck against surfaces to create friction to easily create fire.

Got a match? I forgot my lighter.

by RabidMonkey August 21, 2006

marchal

A douche that wastes your time

dont be a marchal

by HEXX May 23, 2014

match my energy

Reciprocating one’s level of energy and feelings on a intellectual and or physical level.

no dude can ever match my energy because I apply pressure.

by Theyhate_nia June 19, 2022

matchai

a woman better than an arooj and shen

hey look it's leni robredo! she's a matchai!

by Atenista June 9, 2022